Violated AND Humiliated!!!

So,.. got another story for yall....Sunday evening 6:30pm (to be exact). Johnny's working and getting ready to get off work. So we are planning to go meet for dinner at Turkey Creek. I am ready with my jacket on and the kids are ready and dressed to go all we need is for daddy to call and say I'm leaving work now... So, I open the garage and put my purse and Molly's diaper bag in the passenger side front door and close the door. I put Molly in her infant carrier and Johnny calls. Says he is a mess and needs to shower before we can go to dinner so he'll just meet me at home.
We are talking maybe 30 minutes and we are back in the car ready to go.. JOhnny says did you get Molly's diaper bag? I said of course it was in the seat, where'd you put it? So we go on for a few minutes and I realize he's not joking, he didn't touch the bag or my purse!!!FREAK OUT moment.. ran through the house tearing up everything. Am I losing my mind? I swear I put it in the car! Turner didn't you see mommy take the bags out to the car?
So we call the cops, run around calling the bank cards and credit cards to try and beat the thieves before they can use them...Such a pain... and why don't they employee AMERICANS to answer the phones??? I bet the unemployement rate in the U.S would go down drastically.
So skip a minute and back to my story...the humiliating part at least!
So, the Loudon County Sherrif's car pulls up-cue TURNER!!!He's so stinkin' excited! Johnny and I are a mess-someone has just walked into our garage and stolen things out of our car! Turner's jumping up and down!!! Police offifer-no not a typo, thats what he says. So up walks a 60+ man, missing lots of front teeth and wearing a hearing aid-don't you feel safe!?
He comes in the house and plops himself down on the couch. Turner goes and sits next to him and .....
" PHEWWW!!! You need to take a bathtub!" as loud as he could!!!
The older version of Gomer Pile smells of smoke, lots and lots of cigarette smoke, and tons of moth balls!
I could've died!!!! So Johnny very quickly banishes Turner and Mack to our bedroom and threatens him with his life if he comes out!
I love that my son is so outgoing, but I also hate that my son is so outgoing!!!
He also told a 400 pound 4 foot Mexican man at Sam's wholesale on Monday that he looked silly. Granted Johnny and I both agreed he DID look silly, but for real!!!So we are having a life lesson on manners!!!!
Back to the violated....My Vera Bradley purse and wallet I got for my birthday and Christmas, all the stuff in my wallet credit cards, etc..wallet pictures of my kids, my Ipod, my sunglasses, all my makeup, and Molly's diaper bag with her name monogrammed on it!!!AHHH!! luckily no keys or cell phone, those were in my pocket bc we were seriously leaving. At least I wasn't walking out to put Molly or Turner in the car. No telling what could've transpired!
It's all material things and can all be replaced, just a total pain!!!